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keyheartlion:

inothernews:

1. “Are we still playing ‘Six Degrees Of Kevin Bacon’?”
2. “My dress has a first name.  It’s O-S-C-A-R.”
3. “What do you mean you gotta beef with me?”
4. “I’m an extra in the new Robert Altman film Cold Cuts.”
5. “Next year, I’m going as a Boca Burger.”
6. Et cetera, et cetera.

(Photo of Lady Gaga accepting one of her kajillion MTV Video Music Awards last night by Mike Blake / Reuters via Time Magazine)

Can this woman do anything wrong?
No.

We’re through. You are fired. I don’t care how loud your peen sings for Lady Gaga, I cannot condone this. This is too far. SHE IS WEARING RAW MEAT. IT’S NOT EVEN AN ORIGINAL IDEA. TY-TY DID IT FIRST. TYRA! Do you want to rehash an old ANTM challenge, Gaga? That’s not very avant garde, pussycat. GO. AWAY. 

PS - I hope you got ebola, or whatever you get from bad beef. Skank.