When I was a kid, I would go spend a few weeks worth my grandmother every summer. We’d stay up late eating ice team in bed and watching old movies we’d rented from the library. One summer she introduced me to Singin’ in the Rain and The Unsinkable Molly Brown. I loved Debbie Reynolds for ages before I knew she gave birth to professional badass, Carrie Fisher. It just made me love her more. I know it seems trite to mourn the loss of a celebrity in these trying times, but godamn. Sometimes a girl just misses her gran.
So I lost my job back in June, right? And now it’s nearly October and I’m like, hmmm, should probably DO something besides walk dogs and read books and go to the gym, yes? So…I’m going back to school to follow my dreamz and shit. My entire life I’ve been obsessed with skincare, and later on, makeup. So why not get paid to do what I do for my friends for free?
I start beauty school on 10/10 and I am the most excited person on the planet. I will never, ever work in a corporate office again. Feels good, man. Feels good.
“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat”
I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch
I feel like this needs to be Seussified.
I will bitch about heat. I will bitch about cold. I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old.
I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I can’t bitch about.
